First i drink my water, then i fuck your bitch..... Hello, The names bond, james bond. But you can call me by my earth name ikaika lejon armstrong. Or Big papa. I'm 19. I lived in kaneohe, and im very single. I am a student at Ohio university. I dont really drink and i can't afford weed. Patriots Nation and proud. I love Comic book heroes, star wars, warhammer fantasy and 40k, A:TLA and LOK, regular show, adventure time and babes. don't forget babes.And Pacific rim was the best fucking movie ever and if you don't agree then you can get the fuck outta my face I love talking to people, so don't be afraid to inbox me. as in you should definitely inbox me right now! carpe natibus. also dont actually submit nudes, i will post them with your url and facebook and everyone will know. im also single, still, in case anyone was wondering. Peasants
"how am i supposed to explain gay sex to my child when they see two men kissing in public?"
buddy if the first thing your child asks when they see a couple is “how do they have sex?” then you have an entirely different problem from the one you think you have
Here’s a fun fact: Teddy Roosevelt’s wife and mother both died on Feb 14th. So while you complain about being alone, let’s remember who really was forever alone on this day.
How bout his journal entry for that day though?
If that doesn’t get you right in the feels, I don’t know what does.
I can’t even imagine the heartbreak he went through that day…
Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.
People in this country care more about their “freedom” than they do about progress. Keep telling the people they are free and they will think all is good